Man, with a section heading like 'Being Humbled' you know there's got to be some lesson learned in the next few lines. Guess what, your right! Yesterday was my first sunday dinner by myself and I ended up having to make two. I had put too much water in my butter flavored noodles. The worst part about it was my emotional trauma. Number one, I didn't have dinner when I really thought I was, and number two, I had always imagined myself like Emeril. Well maybe not Emeril but you get the point.
My bike is a whole other story. It all started at Wal Mart, walking up to the cash register with a brand new bike in a college town. This may have been the most embaressing time in my life. There is no way of looking remotely cool walking out of that store with that little circular advertisement in your front wheel! The ladies do not dig the circular advertisement. I honestly felt like a ten year old on christmas day. Nevertheless, the bike works fine, except for the handlebars that can't seem to stay put. But I mean it's cooler that way right?
Oh and just a word of advise, never wash your whites with a red towel. And never buy towels from the DI, they just shed. I have already lost one sock. I wish I would lost the other one just so that it doesn't remind me of it's lost compadre.
I'm sure there's more but you might get to thinkin it sucks up here and thats not the truth. Its awesome and definetly a humbling experience.
Wassup!
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oh thank you Trent for making me laugh really hard this morning!! don't be too hard on yourself about the cooking skills....probably even Emeril had mishaps like that...granted, he was probably like 5 or 6 years old...but you will get better. I think ALex had cinnamon toast crunch cereal for dinner, so at least yours was a little better.
You might be surprised at how much girls really do dig the whole "new bike" thing!
Oh Trent, You sound great~ Maybe I should have taught you how to do your laundry instead of doing it for you all these years. I am glad you are having fun. What a great experience. Oh, by the way, Andrea can help you with the butter flavored noodles, just give her a call. Your truck, dog, and brothers really miss you, so do I. I love you, MOM
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